techno(logy) viking

The other day while I was at work I was covering a class for a teacher who had a sudden (insert illness/attack/seizure here.) I had some down time because apparently they get an hour and a half to just "chill" so of course me being the nosy person I am I went through the book shelf that she has for the kids. With a yawn worthy selection of books I was fucking pumped to find she had The Giving Tree. I remember reading this book as a kid and feeling warm and fuzzy inside. I decided to re-read it and It's so sad, I dont know why I loved that book as a child. During my intense anxiety filled moment over the fact that the guy in the book is an asshole, I ended up losing my innocence.



This is the biggest picture I have ever seen, at least 5x5 (inches not feet) also (that's what she said). I was shocked, he's a beloved children s book author and illustrator, as soon as I saw that all I could imagine was Shel Silverstein asking someone if they'd like to party in his van down by the river.

My best friend tried to give me an explanation for this "It was the 80s, you have to ugly that shit up, the uglier the better."

So im going to hope for my sake, and the loss of my childhood that Shel was listening to some INXS had the flock of seagulls haircut going on and decided to shave that hair off, and ugly it up.

In other news, the trailer for Where the Wild Things Are is out and I AM PUMPED.



If this movie isn't amazing, I can just say goodbye to a crucial part of my childhood.

Liquid Pouch

http://www.thisiswhyyourefat.com/



Turbaconucken, turkey wrapped in bacon with a duck, or some variation. My heart stopped while I saw that.



Bacon shell taco.

For reals.


Also in other news, it's my grandparents 53rd wedding anniversary. Keep on truckin!

Have you heard of a little band called...LIMP BIZKIT?

2009 is shaping up to be the most amazing musical year to date.

Blink 182 is getting back together!
No Doubt is making another cd (fuck yes)
and most importantly
LIMP BIZKIT IS REUNITING WITH WES BORLAND!

Time to bring back my first email 'bizkitgrl08@yahoo.com' (it should say 09 now)


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the incredible shrinking person

Ive come to realize Im somewhat of a judgmental person. Not on purpose, but when I see people acting ridiculously I cant help it, I want to call them out on their debauchery and foolishness and tell them to settle down. Much was the case last night.

Fights are stupid, there are only a few good reasons to fight.

1. Fighting for love, the greatest of all fights
2. Fighting because someone stole your lunch again after you had labeled it and only left it in the fridge for an hour

Most people should understand that mixing copious amounts of alcohol and being in a confined space will usually cause trouble.

So last night I witnessed the dumbest fight known to man. There was a very drunk man drinking "Milwaukees best" aka, piss water and another guy with a Fedora and striped pants. Both gentleman had on JNCOS and apparently this was the reason for their fight. One of the guys who worked there sat down and Milwaulkees best got mad, slapped him. Well the guy punched him back (because really, who slaps someone) and then Jnco fedora jumped on him, started punching him, and choking him. I can see how Milwaulkees best and Fedora are friends, they both fight like girls.

Well during the 4 on 1 fight, a girl got punched, her boyfriend got beer on his face. And my dream team of my best friend and sister saved the day by 1. not allowing said fight to come over here 2. giving his gf ibprofen and a cold bottle to put on her face and 3. befriending them. They were both adorable nice people and we're now invited to her bridal shower.

Fighting is stupid, guys who drink Milwaulkees best is stupid, so are JNCO pants, this is why you're a virgin because you drink bad beer and you wear ugly pants, this also might be the reason why people want to fight you.