Ive come to realize Im somewhat of a judgmental person. Not on purpose, but when I see people acting ridiculously I cant help it, I want to call them out on their debauchery and foolishness and tell them to settle down. Much was the case last night.
Fights are stupid, there are only a few good reasons to fight.
1. Fighting for love, the greatest of all fights
2. Fighting because someone stole your lunch again after you had labeled it and only left it in the fridge for an hour
Most people should understand that mixing copious amounts of alcohol and being in a confined space will usually cause trouble.
So last night I witnessed the dumbest fight known to man. There was a very drunk man drinking "Milwaukees best" aka, piss water and another guy with a Fedora and striped pants. Both gentleman had on JNCOS and apparently this was the reason for their fight. One of the guys who worked there sat down and Milwaulkees best got mad, slapped him. Well the guy punched him back (because really, who slaps someone) and then Jnco fedora jumped on him, started punching him, and choking him. I can see how Milwaulkees best and Fedora are friends, they both fight like girls.
Well during the 4 on 1 fight, a girl got punched, her boyfriend got beer on his face. And my dream team of my best friend and sister saved the day by 1. not allowing said fight to come over here 2. giving his gf ibprofen and a cold bottle to put on her face and 3. befriending them. They were both adorable nice people and we're now invited to her bridal shower.
Fighting is stupid, guys who drink Milwaulkees best is stupid, so are JNCO pants, this is why you're a virgin because you drink bad beer and you wear ugly pants, this also might be the reason why people want to fight you.
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