sushi, lou rawls, nipples

Last Thursday (as in 2 days ago) I went to my best friends workplace, and hung out with her and watched her close shop. She works in a hipster part of town but still sort of dangerous (I don't know if that adds onto the hipster points or subtracts) and we're convinced its mildly haunted.

I met one of the regular customers, a mild mannered 27 year old medical coder who had medium length white socks on and shorts I was not enamored like my counterpart was with his dorky white socks and adorable short stature.

As she coincidentally finished cleaning up early we decided to go and eat sushi because what else does one do after they finish working at a hipster coffee place. We went to "The sushi place" (actual name im not that clever) and it's this tiny adorable place by all the bars. Immediately I saw it was prime spot to take your date if you wanted to impress him or her. We sat down and noticed that there were hyenas everywhere. The table next to us had at least 15+ girls screeching/laughing/gossiping which if you combine that noise you get a hyena who is being murdered slowly. We figured out that the one with the headband was the culprit of the noise, the new goal was now to kill headband girl. We planned on throwing chopsticks at her until she settled down but we realized we'd be kicked out and trampled by her sidekick(s) so we tried to tune out the pack but it was hard. I was getting irritated because this tiny place could not hold the sound decibels these women were producing. I feared for my life because frankly the doors were glass, the sushi producing thingamabob was glass and the table, GLASS.

The other patrons were getting annoyed you heard a few well placed "SHHHHHHH's" and the girls would turn, and instantly you felt 500 beady eyes staring at you wondering what YOUR problem was. To distract from my potential problem I noticed the couple to the right of me was on the most awkward date. Luckily I know how to ease drop and I was listening to them talk. Let me describe the situation in further detail:

Guy was wearing a button down green? red? I don't know shirt and his khaki pants were nearly raised up to his knees, way past his ankles so I realized taper city when he stood up (I would have been past delight and into the point of ecstasy if they had been high waters) but unfortunately they hit the top of his shoes like clockwork. I think he had penny loafers on, I don't know what penny loafers are for guys except I know if I saw them id be screaming "oh hey virgin whats up you wanna buy me a Shirley temple?" His date looked like a college sorority delphinium phi she had this brown shirt on and RED JEANS. I am probably colorblind as I believe everything matches with black but bitch plz, red jeans? Really? Going past her outfit I realized the stuff coming out of her mouth was PRICELESS.
"You know when I graduate what am I going to do? I cant just pour coffee for the rest of my life, I mean yeah I could...I had to work up the ladder to get to the position I am at. It's really hard out there!"

Our food came, it was delicious, I cant use chopsticks I figured out how to do it incorrectly, we had miso soup which was also delicious "It tastes like the sea!"

All in all good night. I will leave everyone with words from my mentor: I know how to bust a move!

up the punx!

No me importa lo que
piensa la gente de mí
que si traigo el pelo
de alguna manera
porque me gusta traerlo asi
Que por qué escucho
ese tipo de música??
si es la que me gusta oir

Critican todo lo que ven en mí
inventan chismes que no son ciertos
Con quien hablo, con quién salgo,
con quién ando,
que te importa? es mi vida
si yo no le hago daño a nadie
quién eres tú para decirme
cómo vivir, quién eres tú?

Me vale lo que piensen,hablen de mí
es mi vida y yo soy asi,simón!!
me vale lo que piensen,hablen de mí
es mi vida y yo soy asi!

Chorus
Porque me vale vale vaale,
me vale todo
Me vale vale vaale,
me vale todo
si no me entienden o comprenden
pues ya ni modo!
porque me vale vale vaale
me vale todo

No puedes criticar algo
sin conocerlo primero
sere muy feo por afuera
pero muy bello por adentro
si eres una de esas personas
te tengo una solución
en vez de estar fregando
y molestandome asi
dedicate a encontrar
que esta mal en tí
por que...

Me vale lo que piensen
hablen de mí, es mi vida
y yo soy asi, simón!
Me vale lo que piensen,
hablen de mí, es mi vida
y yo soy asi por que...

Chorus-repeat

Mientras los reprimidos
andan aburridos
yo no ando, de jodido
no tengo broncas
porque soy yo mismo

Hablen lo que quieran...

qué piensa o murmura la gente de mi?
qué piensan los vecinos de mi?
qué piensan los maestros de mi?
qué piensa la autoridad de mí?
qué piensan mis padres de mí?
qué piensan mis suegros de mí?
qué piensa todo el mundo de mí?
Sólo tengo que decir:
me vaaaaaaaaleeee
me vaaaaaaaleee

ponganse al tanto
porque el mundo gira rápido
ponganse al tiro
o se quedarán atrás



The summer of badass is really turning out well.

ill keep the sun in my eyes, but i dont mind.

In accordance to never showing my face on this blog, Im showing my 5 or so readers how I spend my hard earned money. Im considering moving away soon, I need another city far far away, this one has recently become too small, everyone knows everyone and it's getting annoying. Hopefully I can go somewhere that will accept me for my sweet ink brah.*


* I hope this sweet ink will wash off my Wednesday when I have to work, lol.

beyond the gray sky

School is out for the summer. I finished my last final a few hours ago.

Summer of awesome has officially started!

Summer goals:
Learn to do this!

dear indie hipster sitting a few seats away from me,

dear indie hipster sitting a few seats away from me,

technology is allowing us to view each others libraries on itunes. for a moment i was embarrassed that you would see my disgusting amount of nortena music (it's my moms btw im too lazy to delete it) but then i saw that you have garth brooks so my embarrassment changed into shock and later disgust. you do have rage against the machine but no deftones so i dont know if our relationship can progress past the itunes stage. however, fortunately we share many similarities.

1. we both have greasy hair. i think yours is a fashion statement, mine however is being lazy/not having enough time to completely de-grease from last nights festivities (i know, gross)
2. we both sort of like the same music, you enjoy garth brooks and i enjoy juanes. theres no shame, just embrace it.
3. we're both greasy right now.


I know, we're meant for one another. Please reach me at this blog for further instructions.

-the girl with the greasy hair and better music taste.

p.s. can i borrow your 80s music cd?

smack smack

Cherry m&ms= SKITTLES
Chocolate Skittles=m&ms



The world no longer makes sense.